- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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