Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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