- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

#Hanging Degus

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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