- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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