- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead.

A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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