What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Terraria

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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