What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

If you were a pie I'd eat you

#Hanging Degus

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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