What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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