What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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autsim

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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