A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Your Mum is soo fat.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Turkeys are obese

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did jim all I over? He dies

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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