WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

A black man has a job.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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