Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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THE GAME

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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