let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

This is funny.

women's rights

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

I dont have a girlfriend

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

batman farted so hes retarded

haha black people :D

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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