Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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