What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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