what do fish smoke? sea weed

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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RUN

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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