- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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