If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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autsim

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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