- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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