- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Im gay What about you

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

Penis chickens

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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