What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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autsim

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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