- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

A black man has a job.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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