What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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