Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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