What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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