How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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#Hanging Degus

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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