Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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