Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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autsim

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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