- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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