- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Uh... What was emulating again?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

I like that, but why am I happy?

CAVE JOHNSON.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??