Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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