- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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