- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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