How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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