- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy laughing? Because

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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