- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the boy laughing? Because

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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