- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Who is John Galt?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

I'm HIV positive.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Christianity.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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