- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

sky's sty

A man walks into a bar

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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