Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Gay republicans

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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