whats black and strange a paki

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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