- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

A black man has a job.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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