how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

A baby seal walks into a club.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what goes boo a sock

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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