- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

I'm HIV positive.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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