- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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