- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Face...tastes like chicken!

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A paralysed man falls over.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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