- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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