Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

a. why? b. because

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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