- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

who is not good looking? mon morello

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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