Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Rebecca Black

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

You and your parents are going to die today

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

This sentence is a lie.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

A van drives into a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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