A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Face...tastes like chicken!

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A paralysed man falls over.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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