- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

VITAMIN C!

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

whats 1 + 1? 2

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Pianos.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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