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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

No soup for you!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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