- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

a. why? b. because

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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