Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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I love alchohol!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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