Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Rylan Clark

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Maths.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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