- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

fava beans

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

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