- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

wanna hear a joke? yes

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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