- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

you see theres this guy.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

A Serbian Film

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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