- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What's two plus two? Window

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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