- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

im gay

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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