- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Communism hehe xd

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

How old are you? 7

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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