Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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