- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did matt die? He had cancer

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

i committed murder

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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