- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

were at work systems r down

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Face...tastes like chicken!

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

a. why? b. because

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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